Thursday, April 30, 2015

this week's humble bundle books is a collection of kid comics.

this week's humble bundle books is a collection of kid comics.  For $7  you get some Usagi Yojimbo and for $15 you get vol. 1 of Lumberjanes.  If you've got kids that need to up the quality of their screen time, this might be the ticket.
https://www.humblebundle.com/books

Sunday, April 26, 2015

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So I went to a roller skating party tonight.  Just figured I'd hang out because they never make roller skates in my size.  But on a whim I asked and...yeah...yeah, they did have them in my size.

And so, for the first time since Reagan was president, I roller skated.

I did not fall down and die.  Or fall down at all really.

So thanks Jessica Steytler for throwing the party and many happy returns on her birthday!

I want to open a cemetery called "Shady Pines Cemetery" or something equally as bland where we will put up any...

I want to open a cemetery called "Shady Pines Cemetery" or something equally as bland where we will put up any headstone you want and will carve anything on it you want.  We don't ask questions, we won't make judgements, and we won't let your living friends/relatives stop you from having your final say emblazoned on a giant statue of you clubbing a baby seal.

We don't like what you say but we will defend beyond your death the right to say it.

Saturday, April 25, 2015

Dear Guy We Stood Behind In Line For The Burlesque Show:

Dear Guy We Stood Behind In Line For The Burlesque Show:

If you have a story that starts: "Oh yeah, I got banned from Lego World", I do not want to hear the rest of the story!

If the rest of that story and all your subsequent stories starts:  "I was really drunk", I do not want to hear the rest of the story!

Yeah, sometimes it's fun to hear stories of dumb things your friends did when they were a little messed up.  Sometimes.  When I'm talking with my friends.  Not a random stranger.