Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Dear bird:

Dear bird:

You may have read how in some human cultures people will use their left hand as toilet paper. Often these cultures are located in harsh climates and wasting paper for such would be a bad idea.

Our culture, however, is not so resource strapped. Perhaps it's different for birds, but in any case you are not supposed to poop on my hand.

No love
Tom

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