Wednesday, June 29, 2016

As you know, Bob, fireworks are pretty much illegal here in MA.

As you know, Bob, fireworks are pretty much illegal here in MA. Today, I received a flyer from a fireworks store in NH.

I have to say, some of the names for the various packages are a bit...amazing:

Core Reactor
Wicked Pissa
Molotov Cocktail
Barely Legal Lock and Load
Crack the Sky
Bombilation
Palm Pyro Pageantry Premier
God of Fire
183 Degrees Fahrenheit
Red White and Boom
Battle of the Coral Sea
DefCon Alert
Walloping Warheads

It's all pretty amazing.
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  1. Shazza GilbertJune 29, 2016 at 8:30 AM

    I want to see a Barely Legal Lock and Load!

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  2. Blue GargantuaJune 29, 2016 at 8:32 AM

    Shazza Gilbert I think the device itself is just called Lock and Load but it has "BARELY LEGAL" plastered all over it so...yeah.

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