The new Mega-Sloth Diet!
1.) Go Slow
2.) Poop it alllll out
Eat all the low-calorie leaves you want and take our patented antidiarrheal pills once a day! You'll see dramatic results in just a few days!
"I've lost five pounds every week!"
"Now that I poop it allll out once a week, I've got more time to spend with my family...lying here on my couch.
"My husband spends all his time in bed and has lost interest in everything around him! But he's never been thinner!"
Yes, the Mega-Sloth Diet! Try it today...or, you know....whenever!
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Andi McCollam
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