Each part of that headline just adds more and more dread and disgust. It's the single sentence repeated over and over again in the Necronomicon.
Andi McCollam and Ronald McCollam because they need to know where to direct their hatred.
http://www.avclub.com/article/fox-remaking-rocky-horror-picture-show-tv-217871
No. No no no.
ReplyDeleteI saw this and had convinced myself that it was all some horrible nightmare. The Old Ones can take me now... I'm done with this world.
ReplyDeleteFor the love of all that is holy, NO.
ReplyDeleteBOOOOOO!
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ReplyDeleteTo put it out there, Rocky Horror has never been held sacred and really invites parody. I mean, have you seen Shock Treatment? I'm going to predict that Fox's reimagining will far exceed the reimagining that my college RHPS fan club president put together, but fall well short of the reimagining I saw on Broadway. My own high school VHS copy that I watched until it wore out was off of Fox, where they got Meatloaf to host and kept cutting to a live theater audience. Part of the beauty is that the original movie was so terrible, that you really can't do that much worse. And yet the awesome songs and individualistic message can't help but shine through.
ReplyDeleteAndi McCollam Look, the range and severity of serious real-world problems are basically overwhelming. If we can't take an extreme and inflexible position on a quirky little horror musical, I'm forced to confront the bleak issues that really matter and...
ReplyDeleteNO! The original is the One True Film! Han shot first! No Rocky Remake! No Rocky Remake!
"They've remade Casablanca! - Philistines! How can you re-make Casablanca? The one starring Myra Dinglebat & Peter Beardsley was definitive!"
ReplyDeleteHan did shoot first, which makes an interesting point. I guess that if Star Wars had been a play first with an established story and script, it might be kinda fun if Netflix made a new version. However, the Star Wars "enhancements" than Lucas did would be more like if RKO decided that he'd really intended Frank to be an accountant, and then made it his life's work to bury all of those pesky transvestite "drafts".
ReplyDeleteRonald McCollam no, the definative Casablanca was the one starring Pamela Anderson as Rick.
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