I want to open a cemetery called "Shady Pines Cemetery" or something equally as bland where we will put up any...

I want to open a cemetery called "Shady Pines Cemetery" or something equally as bland where we will put up any headstone you want and will carve anything on it you want.  We don't ask questions, we won't make judgements, and we won't let your living friends/relatives stop you from having your final say emblazoned on a giant statue of you clubbing a baby seal.

We don't like what you say but we will defend beyond your death the right to say it.